MOTORISTS THWART RED LIGHT CAMERAS WITH CAPTCHA LICENSE PLATES

Argonicle Sump's new CAPTCHA plate.
(Yes, we did advise him that his rear plate
was incorrectly affixed to the front of his car)

"I don't worry about red light cameras anymore," said 28-year-old Argonicle Sump, an auto enthusiast whose fishing fly lip piercing points straight at the ground like a plumb-bob even when he cocks his head to one side, which he does repeatedly during even normal conversation.  

Three months ago,  Sump installed new California license plates that feature CAPTCHA generated characters, which the manufacturer claims cannot be read by speed and red light cameras.  "I haven't had a ticket since I got them," Sump said while stroking his piercing's vibrant pheasant tail feathers.

Parksplug sent an email to the DMV requesting comment, however, in a reply, spokesperson Piñata Jean Buttonwillow said the agency was too busy replacing faded directional floor stripes and adhesive footprints to respond.