DEAR PARKSPLUG, WHAT IS THIS?

Dear Parksplug,
Im [sic] writting [sic] to see if you can tell me what this is in the pitcher [sic] I sent.  

The other day, I was driving on a dark rode [sic] when this thing came up behind me and began trailgating [sic] me. IT [sic] looks like some sort of unidentafid undentfied  um, a UFO or a maybe one of them [sic] deep sea jellyfishes that glow you know Im [sic] sayin [sic].  

Maybe your'e [sic] readers know what it is.

Thanks,

Gene

Gene's Pitcher [sic]

Dear Gene,
Thanks for sending in the photograph.  It's a 1977 Datsun F10 with three Pep Boys "Tokyo by Night" LED light kits added.  Looks good, doesn't it?  We don't have any readers.  It's just me.  Good luck with the GED classes.  
PP