SIRIUS XM BROADCASTING NOTHING BUT DAFT PUNK AFTER SATELLITE SLIPS ITS ORBIT

Customers of Sirius XM's satellite radio service are flooding social media sites with complaints after one of the company's satellites slipped from its orbit late last night, drastically limiting programming.  

"Right now, all our channels are for some reason streaming nothing but Daft Punk," said Sirius XM spokesman Todo Musser.  "Our engineers are working hard to get the satellite back into its proper orbit so our customers can enjoy the entire lineup of great music and entertainment, including the Jenny McCarthy show," he added.

Musser said the 3,400 pound satellite "probably won't" fall to earth.  "If it does, then look out," he said laughing.  "It'll probably still be burning when it hits," said Musser, adding, "In the meantime, please enjoy Daft Punk."