HEADLINES WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO PUT

GUY WHOSE IDEA IT WAS TO PAINT FIRE ENGINES LIME GREEN IS FINALLY DEAD

Celebrations break out at thousands of fire stations across the country.





AUTOMAKERS COMPLAIN ABOUT STARBUCKS' NEW ONE-GALLON "TRENTA" CUP

Starbucks Trenta cup pictured
in new Ford Furlough

"We're maxed out.  If cupholders get any larger, we'll have to eliminate the front passenger seat."  Javier DeSususudio, Chief of Interior Design, Ford Motor Company