SPELLING ERROR CAUSES GOP TO INADVERTENTLY DEFUND OBAMACAR

PRESIDENTIAL LIMO REPOSSESSED; CONGRESSMAN ADMITS, "WE LEFT OUT THE 'E'" 

A seemingly simple typographical error by House Republicans has resulted in the repossession of President Obama's Cadillac limousine.

"We meant to defund Obamacare but we left off the "e" at the end," explained an embarrassed Senator Efrem Vert, who asked that the state he represents not be identified.   

Senator Efrem Vert answers reporters' questions at a Capitol Hill news conference today

A heavy-duty tow truck reportedly arrived at the White House around ten o'clock this morning and towed the limousine away until funding for the vehicle can be restored.  

The President is scheduled to arrive home late this evening from Germany, where he has been attending the G-7 meeting, which, taking a cue from Infiniti, will be renamed Q7.  He will be picked up at Andrews Air Force Base by senior Uber driver Comoudin Pignataro.