HAIR SOLUTIONS COMPANY INTRODUCES THE COUPÉ TOUPEE®

A company that bills itself as "the second-best hair restoration expert in the central time zone®" wowed the New York Auto Show crowd today with its new permanent hair solution for vehicles. "For more than 30 years, we've been providing hair solutions for our customers, regardless of whether they're just a little thin on top or hairless as a snare drum," said bouncy HairWear® spokesperson Posey Tiddle®.  "Now we have hair solutions for their vehicles as well," she chirped.  

"My wife loves our car's new look as much as my own!"  Customer Mork Twangly

HairWear® calls their product the Coupé Toupee®, which Tiddle® described as "a proprietary, advanced, space-age, high-tech, long-lasting, state-of-the-art, non-habit forming gluten-free vehicle hair solution®." 

The Coupé Toupee® looks completely natural and can be combed, colored or trimmed around a sunroof, says Tiddle®.  "And, just like our hair replacement solutions for men, it's completely car wash-safe."  She added that the company plans to unveil a new line of B, C and D pillar sideburns next month.