SIX THINGS THE CHEVROLET CRUZE AND THE UNDER ARMOUR PERFORMANCE JOCKSTRAP HAVE IN COMMON

Chevrolet Cruze

1.  Both keep you warm and snug in cold weather

2.  Neither comes equipped with a cup, although both have cup holders

3.  Both provide excellent support for two front occupants

4.  Both handle well and feature plenty of headroom

Under Armour Jockstrap

5.  Both are washable, although jockstrap components could snag on whirling car wash brushes

6.  Stick shift:  Both accommodate one stick that can be shifted.  Carefully.