RAM INTRODUCES NEW "RAMBOX THING"

Innovations continue to flow from Ram Trucks.  At a press conference in Auburn Hills today, the truckmaker introduced their latest product, the Rambox Thing.  "Everyone needs a hand now and then, especially when he or she is on the job," explained Nero Blankenbaker, Ram's Vice Assistant Co-Director of Technology. "And the Rambox Thing is the perfect helper."

According to a company press release, the optional Thing can "do everything from handing you a tool to holding the other end of a tape measure."  Blankenbaker also added that many people fill the Rambox with ice and cold beverages for weekend camping trips and that Thing can even pop the top and hand out ice cold beers.  "Just keep it away from your wife," he said with a wink.

Rambox Thing hands over a wrench