DODGE TEASES CHARGER PAROLEE PACKAGE

Dodge has confirmed jailhouse rumors that it will offer a Parolee Package for the 2015 Charger.  "We think parolees who have paid their debt to society constitute an untapped automotive market," said Dodge spokeswoman Bubbles Suggs.  "Until now, most parolees looking for an affordable car with primer finish, mismatched wheels, missing hood, rusty panels and duct-taped broken windows were pretty much limited to late 70's Camaros. Now they can get the same features in a new car with a warranty."  

According to Dodge, the $200 Parolee Package, payable in cigarettes, also includes loud exhaust and various burned-out exterior lights. "And the tow hooks make it much more convenient during police contacts," Suggs added.   

The Dodge Charger Parolee Package.  It looks worse in person