TIRED OF TAILGATERS? THE TAILGRATER GETS THEM OFF YOUR BACK FOR GOOD!

It's become a frequent occurrence:  the thimble-headed goonluca behind you thinks you should be going faster--even though you're already driving 15 over the limit in the slow lane.  He inches so close to the back of your car that the fluctuating dipoles begin to resonate and hum like Roger Whittaker at an AARP convention.  

Saw a hole right through that jerk's
car with the TailGrater

Happen to you?  The solution is the TailGrater.  This inexpensive, lightweight device consists of a pair of circular cutting discs mounted to a carbon fiber rod that electrically extends from the back of your car and saws a hole through the numbskull's radiator, quickly incapacitating his vehicle.  

Imagine the fun the entire family will have watching the tailgater's vehicle disappear in a cloud of steam worthy of Mt. Pinatubo!  Order today! The TailGrater is approved by the Highway Patrol*.  

Have a grate day!  Tailgater, meet the TailGrater

                                                                                                                                        * of Turkmenistan