APPLE'S CHEAPER iPHONE ALTERNATIVE FOR YOUR CAR

Apple iHad 

Apple iPhones, iPods and Ipads are finding their way into more and more new vehicles, but has Apple forgotten about those of us who barely survived the recession and can't afford their high-priced products? 

No.  The Cupertino-based company's new iHad--a clever device that makes it easy for anyone to list all the things they once owned before the recession--has just hit the market, and it's a superb low-cost alternative for your vehicle's dashboard.

The iHad features an 8.5" X 11" ruled writing surface made of a patented high-tech cellulose pulp material compatible with any ink pen.  The beautiful piano-black frame features a non-functional Home button and a revolutionary no-licking-required suction cup to attach the device to your car's dashboard.  

"The iHad is certainly right for the times," said tech blogger Luna Moon Spumacher, who added, "and at just $99.99, I think they'll sell millions of them."

While some complain that the iHad doesn't come with a web browser, camera, retina display, pixels, chips, or Wi-Fi, Apple counters that those features are available on their other products.  "I love my iHad.  It took me just a few minutes to list all the stuff I don't have and can't afford anymore," gushed unemployed eyebrow threader Cinnamon Poskey.