HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES

"I like potatoes better,"
growled motorcycle enthusiast
Myles "Mayhem" Keebler

IN EFFORT TO PROMOTE HEALTHIER LIFESTYLE, HARLEY-DAVIDSON TO REPLACE POTATO, POTATO POTATO ENGINE SOUND WITH BRUSSELS SPROUTS, BRUSSELS SPROUTS, BRUSSELS SPROUTS








No one was injured when this party bus flipped over.  Police said the driver
lost control when obese pole dancer Liesel Stump began gyrating


TWIRLING OBESE POLE DANCER ON PARTY BUS CAUSES VEHICLE TO OVERTURN

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