HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES

Ford F-350 "Triply""Why have only
four rear wheels when you
can have six?"
Ford Chargé d'affaires for Trucks With
Six or More Wheels Barium Figg

OFFICIALS DEMAND THAT MOTORISTS QUIT USING AEDs TO JUMPSTART DEAD BATTERIES 

SPIED!  FORD F-350 ONE-TON TRIPLY CAUGHT ON CAMERA DURING SOMEWHAT NICE WEATHER TESTING

AIRBAG DEPLOYMENT DURING CRASH LEADS TO ACCIDENTAL SEX CHANGE

"I felt really bad for him.  Or her.  The victim, I mean."
Police Officer Corky Pundleman

SEGWAY LIMO TO BE DROPPED DUE TO POOR SALES

Segway Limo:  "We sold a half-dozen in Portland,
but that was about it."
Apollo Phunt,  White Collar Segway Employee