NEW NISSAN ARGUMA IS JUST THE CAR FOR FEUDING COUPLES

No argument about it, Nissan will have a winner on its hands with its new Arguma.  "We routinely have couples come into our dealerships who argue about which car to buy and how much to spend," said Nissan spokesperson Daisuke Von Adlersflügel.  "And then they argue about everything else--their kids,  their in-laws, dealer undercoating, it just goes on and on.  We saw a market there."  

2015 Nissan Arguma features split, soundproof interiors

So, next year, Nissan's unique new Arguma will join the lineup.  The sedan's interior is divided into two separate areas with lots of soundproofing in between, the automaker claims.  

When shown a photograph of the car, Sissie and Blix, who argued about which last name they prefer to use, expressed interest in the car.  "I like it, but she won't," said Blix.  Sissie responded, "Hey (expletive), I happen to like it, so shut the (expletive) up."   Nissan says the #@&%ing Arguma will arrive at dealerships in September.

UPDATE:  Here comes the Honda Discord!  
Just hours after Nissan's Arguma was unveiled, Honda announced it will introduce its own model that targets bickering motorists called the Honda Discord.  The automaker did not release a photo or many details, but did claim the Discord's styling will be "quite different" from the Arguma.  "Their car looks like a pair of ugly glasses," said Honda spokeswoman Fresnel Popper.