NISSAN MAILS PARKSPLUG A CARDBOARD TUBE CONTAINING A ROLLED-UP TEASER PHOTO OF THEIR UPCOMING CROSSOVER

Nissan's next crossover, shown in the photograph below, is said to be an amalgam of the current Pathfinder and a future, much more curvaceous Juke. And, no, our source says it will most certainly will not be dubbed the Puke.  

An analysis of the photo indicates the crossover will be a swoopy-roofed, short-wheelbased, low-hooded, droop-chinned, bat-winged, large-tired, boomerang-lighted and turbine-wheeled two-row vehicle with abundant rear overhang.  The parchment-colored cardboard tube in which the photo arrived was round--as most tubes are--with a convenient easy-to-open end.  

Nissan's as-yet unnamed crossover will not be called the Puke, according to somebody.