CAR WASH SAYS NEW PROZAC INTERIOR SCENT ALLEVIATES ROAD RAGE

Cilantra Sheets smiles following another
visit to the car wash

Like many motorists, Cilantra Sheets used to despise her commute.  "It seemed like everyone on the road was so angry. You know, tailgating and flipping off other drivers--it was crazy."

But a recent trip to the car wash changed everything for Cilantra.  "I had a rough day at work, and on the way home, some jerk tailgated me for miles.  I was really upset. Then I stopped at the car wash and the clerk suggested I try their new Prozac interior scent.  What a difference it made!"  

Cilantra now has her car washed so frequently, its red paint has been entirely worn away, leaving just a dull primer finish behind.  "It's okay, I love gray!" she said, blinking her glazed eyes.