HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES

PORSCHE GT3 OWNERS PROHIBITED FROM 
DRIVING ON NO-BURN DAYS

Dinan Isetta

BMW TUNER DINAN TO OFFER HIGH-PERFORMANCE ISETTA PARTS  

PLANS FOR BULLITT-EDITION FORD KA FOR EUROPEAN MARKET SCRAPPED

"Apparently no one there has seen the movie," said forlorn Ford of Europe spokeswoman Saltina Hoofnaugle.

CAUGHT ON CAMERA!  ASTON-MARTIN'S NEW
CENTER CONSOLE MOUNTED ATM
"That's way cooler than an infomercial screen."  Aston-Martin blogger Algernon Stignitt

Aston-Martin Rapide with center console ATM

THOUSANDS OF ANGRY CUSTOMERS SIGN PETITION DEMANDING THAT HOME DEPOT, "STOP HONKING THOSE DAMN FORKLIFT HORNS!"