Two assembly line robots and their human coworker were fired today after they were reportedly involved in a romantic triangle that plant officials claim led to ongoing fights and arguments. "It definitely created a hostile work environment," said fellow employee Gordie Knusterbunk, who asked not to be identified.
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Plant officials identified the involved parties as (from left)
T-9840 Nut Tightener, Biloxi Durward, and a C-2200
Laser-Eyed Fender Welder |
According to officials at the Fetor River auto manufacturing facility, the woman, 37-year-old Biloxi Durward, was dating both robots at the same time. "That led to a big fight," Knusterbunk stated. "The smaller robot was dismounted and ended up on the ground in a pool of hydraulic fluid. It was horrible."
A plant spokesman said criminal charges are pending against the larger robot, identified only as a T-9840 Line Nut Tightener. "I think the big one was jealous because Biloxi was spending more time with the Laser-Eyed Fender Welder," said Knusterbunk.
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