ROLLS-ROYCE OWNERS REPORT SEEING UFOs IN "STARLIGHT" HEADLINER

Rolls-Royce's dazzling Starlight Headliner features hundreds of LEDs stitched into the fabric to mimic a star-filled sky.  But a number Rolls owners quietly admit they've seen unidentified flying objects zip among the headliner's luminous points of light.

A backseat passenger took this photo of a UFO that
mysteriously appeared in a Rolls-Royce Wraith's
 Starlight Headliner

One owner who did not want to be identified told Parksplug, "We went to the opera to see Mon Petit Cornichon, and on the way home, a small disc-shaped object appeared from behind my sunvisor, streaked across the ceiling almost striking the dome light, and then disappeared.  Our friend who was sitting in the back seat snapped a picture of it with her phone."

Rolls-Royce spokesman Alistair Diddiewhistle said the company has not received any reports of UFOs appearing in the Starlight Headliner.  "We suspect that perhaps these individuals are a tad barmy," he commented.