BREAKING NEWS: REMAINS OF JIMMY HOFFAMEISTER FOUND

DESIGNER OF FAMOUS HOFFAMEISTER KINK DISAPPEARED NEARLY 40 YEARS AGO

The remains of Jimmy Hoffameister, who started out as a union leader but later became famous for designing the Hoffameister Kink, a styling element that became de rigueur among owners of early 70's limousines, were discovered yesterday near a desert highway rest stop near Coachella, California.  
Hoffameister Kink limo window design
 became fashionable among wealthy
"businessmen" in the early 1970's.  

Hoffameister disappeared in 1975, three years after he allegedly used a barbecue fork to etch an idea he had for a car window design into a competitor's forehead.  The design later became known as the Hoffameister Kink.
Police believe the remains were unearthed by either a hungry chuckwalla or desert tortoise.  




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