LAMBORGHINI'S NEW MOUTH APPLIANCE ASSISTS OWNERS WHO CAN'T PRONOUNCE "HURACÁN"

Say Oo-ra-kahn:  Lamborghini spokesman 
Michelangelo Firt demonstrates the 
LamboClamp pronunciation device

Lamborghini's supercars are stunning to look at and a blast to drive, but have names that can be challenging to pronounce. That includes the Italian automaker's newest model, the Huracán, as well as predecessors Gallardo and Murciélago, to name just three.  


But Lamborghini claims its new device, the LamboClamp, will have Huracán owners flawlessly pronouncing their car's name in minutes.  It's a lightweight, carbon fiber oral appliance that clamps to the wearer's face, perfectly positioning the lips and tongue for proper diction.  

During a demonstration, Lamborghini spokesman Michelangelo Firt affixed the dark gray clamp onto his face, splaying his lips and unveiling lower teeth the color of Corn Nuts.   "Oo-ra-kahn," he uttered provocatively, the word oozing from his clamped mouth like natural gas leaking from a brothel's water heater. 

"That's remarkable," said Huracán owner Spinner Joe Mucket.  "Until now, I've had to hook my index finger under my lower lip to pronounce it correctly, which is a pain.  And my fingers are really salty."    

Lamborghini is in the process of developing a
clamp for the Murcielago, a much more complex
task than the Huracan clamp was, say engineers