According to researchers who apparently have nothing better to do, 97-percent of automotive news is consumed in a bathroom setting, a statistic that heralds bad news for bloggers. But the editors of the deplorable Parksplug site have introduced a print version specially made for the bathroom--a blog printed on a roll of toilet paper.
"It's very exciting," gushed Parksplug spokesperson
Tootsie Baskerville as she displayed a roll of
Parksplug Number Two toilet paper. "We came up with the idea after hundreds wrote in telling us just how full of #$&! our blog was. Now they can also detest it while sitting on the toilet. The writing isn't very good but the perforations are crisp."
Baskerville said the two-ply blog-on-a-roll will initially only be sold at Pep Boys and Plumbing Outlet stores, and will be available in three scents: New Car, 90-Weight Gear Oil, and What's That Burning Smell?
"It's very exciting," gushed Parksplug spokesperson
Tootsie Baskerville as she displayed a roll of
Parksplug Number Two toilet paper. "We came up with the idea after hundreds wrote in telling us just how full of #$&! our blog was. Now they can also detest it while sitting on the toilet. The writing isn't very good but the perforations are crisp."
Baskerville said the two-ply blog-on-a-roll will initially only be sold at Pep Boys and Plumbing Outlet stores, and will be available in three scents: New Car, 90-Weight Gear Oil, and What's That Burning Smell?
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