WOULD ELVIS DRIVE...A BUIXUS?

If he was around today, what would The King of Rock and Roll drive?  Here at Parksplug, we were curious about that, too, so we contacted Dr. Custer Buspi, a professor at Kosciusko Institute of Transportation Studies and Poultry Science in Mississippi.

The Buixus

"Elvis would be 79 years old," said Buspi, a master of the hammered dulcimer, "so he would want something comfortable yet elegant.  He loved Cadillacs and other large, comfortable cars, but he wouldn't be interested in today's CTS or XTS."

Unable to identify an existing vehicle that might satisfy The King's tastes, Buspi directed his top student, 23-year-old Bulova DenDong, to design and build one.  Ten months later, the Buixus was unveiled.

"Lexus wasn't around when he died, but we think Elvis would have loved it for its luxury and reliability, so we started there and added big chrome bumpers and tall rear fins from a late 50's Buick, a velour interior and other items," explained the bobbed-nosed DenDong.

Sadly, the sole Buixus was destroyed during road testing when winds from a fierce haboob caught the tail fins and flipped the vehicle onto its top.  "Elvis would have loved it," whispered a melancholy Buspi.