ANGRY CUSTOMERS TATTOO CAR DEALER'S ANNOYING SLOGAN ON HIS FOREHEAD

An unruly group of customers who were reportedly angry over having a car dealership's advertising slogan affixed to the back of their brand new cars took matters into their own hands yesterday, allegedly tattooing the dealer's own catchphrase onto his forehead.  

Flip Harkness, owner of Flip Harkness Kia sobs after a group
of suspects tattooed his dealership's slogan on his forehead 

Police said the group of about ten male and female suspects held down Flip Harkness, the owner of Flip Harkness Kia, and tattooed "Flip Harkness Kia says yes!" on his head.  "I paid $30,000 for my car and I don't want your stupid advertising stuck to it," one of the attackers reportedly told Harkness as he tattooed the final dot under the slogan's exclamation point.  "See how you like it," one woman shouted as the group ran from the dealership.

Although the suspects claimed to be former customers of the dealership, Harkness was unable to identify any of them.  "I don't mingle with customers," he explained.  Police spokeswoman Pudding Bunson also added that the suspects all wore Peter Schreyer masks.  When asked if his dealership will discontinue adding the unwanted decals, Harkness declined to answer and broke into tears.  Other than some redness around his new tattoo, he was not injured.