GM TO START RECALLING OTHER BRANDS

GM SAYS IT HAS FINISHED RECALLING ALL ITS OWN VEHICLES; WILL NOW START RECALLING OTHER BRANDS

This 2008 Malibu, shown parked outside
Silas Fudge Chevrolet was the last
recalled vehicle to be repaired by GM.  

General Motors announced today that it has completed recalls on all the vehicles it has built since the company was formed in 1908 by rapper-industrialist will.i.am durant, and hopes to soon start recalling other manufacturers' vehicles. "Thousands of GM employees' jobs are recall-related, so we can't just stop now," said spokesperson Soufflé Cadwallader.   

Asked what brands GM intends to recall, Cadwallader said that no decisions have been made.  "I will tell you, though, that we're done with ignition switches," she said.  "Our technicians want to work on other things.  Honda has some door lock problems that look interesting, so maybe we'll talk to them," said Cadwallader.