WE WANTED ANOTHER HELLCAT. THIS ISN'T IT.
It was inevitable that, at some point, Fiat-Chrysler would shoehorn the 707-horsepower Hellcat engine into at least one more vehicle, which was widely expected to be the Jeep Grand Cherokee.
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| Contrasting color padded roof, full wheel covers and chrome fender skirts set the Hellcat Broughm apart from other 300's. |
But a Chrysler insider who we'll call "Helen" told Parksplug today the new home for the fire-breathing V-8 is a new version of the Chrysler 300 called the Hellcat Broughm; and he provided a photograph as proof.
"It's a nice car," said Helen. "Chrysler has identified portly baby boomers who like to go fast as the target customer."
While at lunch, we showed the photograph to Panda Express manager Twirly Phickfalter, who appeared to fit that demographic.
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| According to "Helen," the 300 Hellcat Broughm combines luxury and performance |
"Wow," exclaimed Phickfalter. "I would certainly buy one if I could afford it," she said as she chewed on a chunk of orange chicken someone had dropped on the floor.
We reached out to Fiat-Chrysler for comment, but their offices were closed for the Feast of St. Regis holiday.
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