RECORD SALES OF CHICKEN WINGS DURING NASCAR EVENTS LEADS TO GLUT OF WINGLESS CHICKEN BODIES

So many chicken wings have been served during televised NASCAR races this year that the U.S. is now awash in a glut of wingless chicken bodies, warns the U.S. Department of Poultry and Tobacco.  

USDPT's Flicka Sperling

"I love chicken wings, too," said USDPT spokesperson Flicka Sperling. "But everybody forgets that we have to do something with the rest of the chicken." 

While they search for a solution to the surplus, the federal agency is stockpiling billions of chicken carcasses in underground salt caverns. 

"We're appealing to NASCAR fans to eat some nachos instead," said Sperling.