PARKSPLUG EDITOR DIES OF WRITER'S BLOCK

Junior Editor Doodles
McGuffey is shown
after his head was
lifted from his keyboard

Longtime Parksplug junior editor Doodles McGuffey, who had been suffering from a severe case of writer's block, was found dead at his computer yesterday.  

 "A few weeks back, we noticed that he was face-down on his keyboard but we thought he was just resting," said editorial captain Jiminy Fourhops. 

"We're all devastated," said a somber Fourhops. "He hadn't paid his coffee club dues for July yet."  

According to Fourhops, McGuffey had unwittingly typed "e4afvbn" when his face plummeted onto the keyboard. 

"It was the first thing he had written since 2012," said Fourhops.