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| Tire Reader Sig Flotz at work |
The transition from palm to tire reading required several years of study and introspection, said Flotz. "I was fortunate enough to study under the preeminent guru at Tire Rack."
FORMER PALM READER SWITCHES TO STUDYING TIRE GROOVES
20 years ago, Sig Flotz left the reptile cremation business to become a palm reader. Now, he's about to steer his career in yet another direction--tire reading. "It's all about interpreting the character and lifespan of a tire," explained Flotz as he gently caressed the tread of a LT255/75R17/C Goodyear Wrangler MT/R tire in a disturbing yet somewhat alluring manner.
"This tire has a bright future. See how wide and straight this is?" asked Flotz, sticking his index finger into a groove in the center of the tire. "That's an indicator of a wonderfully strong inner chi, which provides stability and balance throughout the life of the tire. Just remember to pick the rocks and gravel out of the grooves."
The transition from palm to tire reading required several years of study and introspection, said Flotz. "I was fortunate enough to study under the preeminent guru at Tire Rack."
The transition from palm to tire reading required several years of study and introspection, said Flotz. "I was fortunate enough to study under the preeminent guru at Tire Rack."
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