OTTOMAN THAT DICK VAN DYKE TRIPPED OVER FOUND BURNING ON I-70 SHOULDER IN KANSAS

A 53-year old ottoman that was featured in the opening scene of one of America's most popular 1960's television shows was found burning on the shoulder of Interstate 70 near Junction City, Kansas yesterday.

Black and white footstool from "The Dick Van Dyke Show"
burns on the shoulder of I-70
"I recognized it right away,"said 69-year-old motorist Turley Mudd of nearby Randolph, referring to the footstool that actor Dick Van Dyke tripped over during the opening scenes of his namesake sitcom.  "It was even in black-and-white just like the show was,"said Mudd.

26-year-old Kansas State Patrol officer Cupcake Anne Waxbury said investigators are on the case, but are hampered by the fact that no one on the force had ever heard of the show.  "That's really his name?" she asked incredulously.

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