MAN CLAIMS HE'S STILL "GOING IN CIRCLES" FOUR YEARS AFTER POLICE PIT MANEUVER

Elwig Frownfelter holds on to the table as
he spins around in his chair, something
 he's been doing involuntarily for
the past four years

Elwig Frownfelter admits he shouldn't have fled from police who were trying to pull him over four years ago.  "My license was suspended and I thought I could outrun them," he explained.  Police eventually used a PIT maneuver that spun Frownfelter's 1976 Mercury Montego, forcing him to lose control and come to a stop.

After pleading guilty and serving 45 days in jail, Frownfelter thought his troubles were over.  "But I'm still spinning," complained Frownfelter as he twirled in circles while sitting in a chair.

"I've never seen another case like it," said physician and part-time health club spinning instructor Dr. Chlamydia Tootle.  "I suggested that he try twirling in the other direction in the hope that he'll unwind," she said, adding, "But so far, that hasn't worked."