POPULAR NEW iHateRadio SERVICE FEATURES NO COMMERCIALS OR TALK. OR MUSIC.

"PEOPLE WHO ARE TIRED OF ALL THE CRAP ON THE RADIO LOVE iHateRadio"

      iHateRadio CEO Corniche Blankenfurd

More and more buyers of new vehicles are refusing to shell out big bucks for complex entertainment systems, some of which seem to come from the factory packing a gaggle of mysterious electrical gremlins.  And that, according to some expert we recently talked with, explains the popularity of iHateRadio, a nothing-in-one, non-streaming, non-music platform.  

"I love the look of the gaping hole
in the dashboard!" squealed new car
owner Cashmere Pastrami-Fong

"I refuse to pay for satellite radio, and broadcast has too many commercials, so I thought I'd try iHateRadio," said bubbly new car buyer Cashmere Pastrami-Fong, who showed off her recently-purchased 2015 green Japanese something.  "I love iHateRadio.  It's so simple," she said so excitedly that she subsequently threw up onto nearby shrubbery.  

According to CEO Corniche Blankenfurd, "With iHateRadio you don't have to choose among 1,500 radio stations by musical format, nor do you have to create personalized "radio stations" featuring your favorite artist.  If you want, you can use voice commands, but nothing will happen."
  
"I wasn't sure I'd like iHateRadio," said Pastrami-Fong after she recovered, "but I absolutely love the look of the gaping hole in the dashboard."