SECRET WITNESS HURT IN FALL AFTER TESTIFYING ABOUT AIRBAG DEFECTS

A secret witness testifies before
Congress about the massive
airbag recall

A classified witness wearing a disguise was injured yesterday when he fell down the steps of the U.S. Capitol building. Police say the anonymous person had just finished testifying before a congressional subcommittee investigating airbag defects affecting more than 11-million vehicles in the U.S.  

Hundreds of visitors to the Capitol saw the witness fall. According to police, he sustained a crumpled flap and contusions to his box.  "If only he had cut eye holes," said a distraught witness, shaking her head.
  
When asked what the witness said in his testimony, Rep. Pluvis Butzmuller whispered, "I don't know, we couldn't hear him."