BEST USED HONDA FOR A 16-YEAR-OLD DRIVER?

Recently, I became engaged in a discussion (i.e. conversated) with a guy ahead of me in line at Panda Express.  He had the Orange Chicken and I ordered the Sweetfire Chicken Breast, which does indeed sound like some feller's nickname for his down-home Southern belle.  

"I want to buy my 16-year-old son a Honda--we like Hondas," he advised, "but I want to get something safe and reliable. Whatd'ya recommend?" he inquired. 

Well, I like Hondas, too. And for an inexperienced 16-year-old driver, my favorite is the FG 110.  As long as he wears leather shoes and maybe some goggles, it's pretty tough for any kid to get in trouble with the FG 110.  Let's take a look:  

The Honda FG 110. Yep, safe and reliable.

 First, like all Hondas, it's safe and reliable.  The four-stroke engine starts easily and runs great, so he won't need his own AAA card.  

And with a maximum tine speed of 294 RPM, he's unlikely to spin out and find himself all turtled-up in a ditch full of pigweed. 

Black wheels.  Cool. 

Black wheels are all the rage. The FG 110 has black wheels. Okay, so they're not forged HRE's, but they're black.  

Ergonomic Controls: Squeeze lever to operate. That's it. No WiFi hot spots or USBs. That's good.  

Flip the red thing, then squeeze
the thing below it. That's it. 

And finally, the best part:  Because there are no seats, there's no room for his annoying little reprobate pals, and no place to bump uglies with his concupiscent 16-year-old Sweetfire Chicken Breast. 


Good luck, Orange Chicken.