BRING A DUMPSTER

NEW SITE FEATURES AMAZING BARGAINS ON LUMPS OF WORTHLESS AUTOMOTIVE DETRITUS 

Whether you're searching for rusted chunks of a derelict and insignificant vehicle or looking hither and yon for a decaying hulk at a reasonable price, your options have been limited--until now. 

The unidentifiable scorched hatchback wedged in the salvage tractor's
claws is currently offered without reserve on BaD

The dolts behind Bring a Dumpster (BaD), a new website that went somewhat live this morning, claim they can save you the time and trouble of combing through muddy wrecking yards and cordoned-off fire and disaster scenes for your dream vehicle fragments.

"We leave the barn finds and the rare and classic cars to other websites," said BaD founder CeeLo Patterakis. "That is, unless the barn is infested with termites and has collapsed onto the car; then we're definitely interested," he laughed (until he began choking and turned maroon).  

Patterakis declined to reveal the new site's web address, claiming the information was "proprietary."